Thursdays are depressing but if you think Thursdays are bad, wait 2 more days. It'll be a sadder day.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "well, this changes things."
Dad has switched all the labels on mum's spice rack. She hasn't noticed yet but the thyme is cumin.
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
I tried to organize a professional hide and seek tournament. But it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
My friend once turned and told me, "you really have no sense of direction, do you?" I replied, "where did that come from?"
A friend is in trouble with his wife. She asked him to go to the farm shop on the way home and get a gallon of milk and if they had any eggs to get a dozen. He couldn't understand why she was mad when he came home with 12 gallons of milk.